Steven Sande comments:
Fashion-conscious guys and gals alike will want to take a look at the iTee (AUD$49.95), a unisex white or black classic tee shirt that also comes with an iPad-sized belly pouch. If you don’t have a set of six-pack abs, the iPad can fill in to give you that rock-hard abdomen you’ve been looking for. If James Dean
The iDress is currently on backorder, but iTees are available in a range of sizes for iPad-toting fashionistas.
I can’t help but reiterate a synecdoche of Sande’s last sentence: “The iDress is currently on backorder …”
Punch me, I’m hallucinating.