Via Pitchfork, the new full-length album, titled The King of Limbs, will officially be anointed before the feudal masses of fandom-cum-the thorny analysis of the noble elite (a.k.a., Pitchfork) come May 9.
Behold, the heavens shall part and the collector’s edition vinyl shall descend upon the Church of Kid A aglow in a gold-satin halo and an endless supply of manna (and caviar) … well, maybe not.
Impatient loyalists and serfs rejoice, however. Those with the wherewithal to preorder Radiohead’s eight full-length are to be treated to a digital download of the so-far unveiled tracklist on Saturday, February 19. Yeah, this Saturday.
In the words of Napoleon Dynamite: “Lucky!”
The good news for us Radiohead fans (that should be everyone on earth, right? I mean, seriously) is that “pre-orders are currently being accepted at Thekingoflimbs.com.”
You mean … as in now? Why am I still here writing this blog post? Why are you still here reading this pointless question?