For chemically staid datamonkeys that jump into nuclear sunsets and come out as space cadets on the other side, staving decompression sickness, floating amidst iridescent nebulae, stars and dark ether.
For the NASA moon hoax conspiracy theorist that once held the Apollo 11 moon landing as sacred, Panda Sanchez offers “cosmonauts” in place of “astronauts” when waxing historic over the bygone Space Race.
